Being Illegal at the Park
He packed us a lunch of tuna salad sandwiches, mandarins, and...
BEER. Which, it turns out, you're supposed to have a permit for in order to bring it into the park.
Look, it was his idea. If you take the family to the park for a picnic and serve beer...
You might wonder what is beyond those trees if you walk along the path.
You might find a lake beyond the trees.
And you might have packed an extra loaf of bread, just in case you were to see any geese that day.
And if you start feeding two geese at the lake...
all the other ducks and geese in the entire state will come, too.
On your way back from the lake, you might just spot an apple tree in the park.
If you stop under the apple tree, your daughters will probably want to pick some fallen apples off the ground and eat them...
...and your husband might decide to pick enough to...
make an apple cobbler for dessert that evening.
You saw nothing.
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I love your illegal day at the park. I feel like your family is so cute and quirky and fun that you should be on a magazine cover: Awesome, attractive parents. Mmm...apple cobbler.
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